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Less Moore is More

Hit the road, Jack and don’t ya come around, Roy Moore, Roy Moore! Celebrating a small victory for Doug Jones in Alabama last night – save the “recount” by Count Von Count from Sesame Street. Last night’s Holiday Party was made that much brighter when we heard the...

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Wind of Change

Good morning. California is on fire…..in freaking December. So this holiday season remember to celebrate the birth of baby Jesus by supporting corporations that want to contribute to the warming of the planet, and to candidates who deny the science behind climate...

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Wednesday Morning Mirth

Well, it’s another Wednesday morning in studio at Stephanie Miller Radio and I am releasing all the tension and ire at Trump and his despicable minions – they deserve all the hate we can muster. There has never been a more important, nor relevant time to hate DT. Hate...

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Tom Brady or Jesus?

Hey, when is the Jesus Guy going to show up? What’s he waiting for, flames? Collin Hay has it right: “I tried talking to Jesus but he just put me on hold. Said he was swamped by calls this week and could not shake his cold”. I think Jesus is bed ridden with...

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Good God Guns!

Good morning all. My first unedited ten minute, in show blog. Here on the set of the Stephanie Miller XM radio show and hold, on – another shooting – crap – I can’t keep up. Tragedy? Hell no! A MATHEMATICAL probability. As parents, if you host a sleepover with...

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The American People

The most giant misnomer of all time, “The American People” label, is a feeble attempt to pretend there is a real unification of purpose for all people living in these “united states”. This morning on CNN,  Idaho Senator, Jim Risch, had the audacity to respond to a...

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Sports, Lies and Audiotape

Good morning everybody. Still trying to pretend it was not almost 100 degrees in the valley past mid-October yesterday, and that our state is not half-burning embers.  Still harder to think about how much damage Trump can do if he manages to make it four years and,...

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Choosing Sides

Time for another Wednesday morning thoughts blog. Dogs are walked and fed and I squeezed enough fuel in me to get through Stephanie Miller, a drive in A CAR and then off to get my “mind fix”. For the time being, the more pressing issues that afflict us in the world...

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Tuesday Bluesday

My wife was asking about the capability of Nukes from North Korea hitting the West Coast last night and of course I had to answer honestly that…I……don’t…think so? I think we have some crap that can knock it down like “The Iron Giant” or something- take it over the...

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Sleep Tight Don’t Let the World News Bite

Just finished my fuel for breakfast meal, as I listen to Big Pharma’s pull on the TV just off from the kitchen. Dems are filibustering, chemical weapons are unleashed in Syria, North Korea is firing ballistic missiles and I have to tuck the kids in tonight! “Sleep...

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Lexington On My Mind

One week back from the 2017 Lexington Con in Lexington, KY and I am writing this at the dining table right above three girls who have just awakened from their first sleepover. Bills sit to my left, also awaiting their completion. This is how it is when you return from...

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Apple Cider Vinegar and Politics

So somehow the topic of “Jill Stein/Susan Sarandon" came up on Stephanie Miller last Wednesday and I went off on those who wasted their vote on a mythical third party hero. I was ranting on air and Twitter-fighting with my friend Jim off air, in between. It became a...

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Cross-Country Pros & the CONS

Sunday Night. On a flight back from Pensacola, FL via Charlotte, NC (Dallas is too weather iffy)  – 10:56 on an antiquated American Airlines Plane in a coveted exit row. Just finished watching “In Like Flynt” and studying a scene for an on camera audition on Tuesday....

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A Fascism of Love

Tuesday Morning Stream O ‘ Thought IMAGINE this. A “love fascism” where people can wear what they want and love who they want and John Lennon’s song is pumped through speakers at schools and at work everyday instead of children dutifully reciting words to a premise...

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The Battle for Middle Earth

So here we are again on a cold Wednesday morning, and I have to remember to report to animal control a nearby neighbor who has left their dog to sleep outside in 38 degree (or less) weather all night. Yet another reason I feel world peace is untenable. “Good mornings”...

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The Beginning of the End

6:39 and twenty one minutes before I take off for “Coffee With Carlos” on Stephanie Miller this AM. Too busy with kids and too despondent to check in on politics as I can see wisps of the earth falling off like glitter on a cheaply made toy. Intermittent sleep allowed...

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Before The Kids Are Downstairs

Dogs walked, fed, fruit shake ingredients standing at the ready when the second daughter officially awakens. I don’t want to be the cause, or rather, the blender. Odd how the blender used to be the bane of my stand up comedy existence in badly set up clubs where the...

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The 1995 Stardom Train

6:24AM: Two green apple slices, one half banana and a slice of really seedy, grainy bread with peanut butter, week old “fresh squeezed” orange juice from the oranges in the back, and I begin on phase two of the day. Dogs walked and fed, ten minute, stream o’...

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