Dogs walked, fed, fruit shake ingredients standing at the ready when the second daughter officially awakens. I don’t want to be the cause, or rather, the blender. Odd how the blender used to be the bane of my stand up comedy existence in badly set up clubs where the bar is too close to the stage- and now I control it. But my daughter is not a stand up doing a soulless set in a soulless club to a soulless crowd on a Sunday Night- so I will not subject her to bliss interrupted.

Bumpy start to the showbiz year, but more on that later. I can say TUNE IN you “Netflixers” to “Take The 10” on January 20th (and as many times as you streamingly please after). A real fun “After Hours” type movie where I get to have some fun scenes with Tony Revolori and my friend Xavi Israel as well as a fun non verbal exchange with Fred Armisen – so there’s that.

Going to get out and do more stand up this year to prepare for a wee little special at unsaid location later this year. Also – some more VO fun on Instagram and Twitter, so as to get in touch with those non-political folks that like my work.

Hey, the yogurt and acidophilus are working on my two dogs and their respective yeast problems. Than you worldwide web!  I spent some good money on some good drugs and the good dropped out on the results, so I said to myself – “go natural” – I WOULD like to thank hot dog for my pill diversion assistance.

I had a dream last night about a perfect wave machine in a man-made lake at some sort of film festival. So, if that manifests itself, we should get two liberal Supreme Court Judges from the Trump Reich! There I go getting surrealistically political again.

Hopefully you’ll hear about some Rocko news, more WABBIT, Elena Of Avalor, and some new Fairly Odd Parents and, oh  – I still could bring home some Annie Hardware if it all lines up on February 4th – Ponce De Leon once conquered many lands, maybe I can finally “conquistador” an award to go with my past nominations! Smooth some of those “bumps” out……

More soon,

Carlos