Carlos Alazraqui

The biggest disappointment in yesterday’s Supreme Court’s decision to allow someone to refuse service to someone else based on “religious freedom” is not that people now have a “right” to do this, it's that it does not examine the "WHY" they are doing it in the first...

Today is a “no nap” day and I am as worried as a lycanthrope on a full moon! There will be yelling and walls that may be punched, searching for lost keys. Thank goodness I have no access to firearms! At least I went full adult and got to bed at a sensible hour last...

The joke that started a war between friends and my take of The Shape Of Water was this: "What if Hogarth were a woman and 'The Iron Giant' had a penis and a nice ass?" Simplistic reduction on it’s face, but in my opinion, not far off. But to one who loved the film, an...

I wholeheartedly agree with Seth McFarlane’s assessment that pitting a reality star against a talk show host in the 2020 Presidential Election would be the admission that we would be living in a dystopian world – well – we already do!! I would love to see Kamala...

Okay -- I just saw Santa at The Grove, last night, so I am not as bitter as I could be, but it’s all small marshmallows on top of my cocoa. There’s still the reality of the cooling chocolate liquid giving way to sugar regret and the waning flavor of the marshmallows...

Hit the road, Jack and don’t ya come around, Roy Moore, Roy Moore! Celebrating a small victory for Doug Jones in Alabama last night – save the “recount” by Count Von Count from Sesame Street. Last night’s Holiday Party was made that much brighter when we heard the...

Good morning. California is on fire…..in freaking December. So this holiday season remember to celebrate the birth of baby Jesus by supporting corporations that want to contribute to the warming of the planet, and to candidates who deny the science behind climate...

Well, it’s another Wednesday morning in studio at Stephanie Miller Radio and I am releasing all the tension and ire at Trump and his despicable minions – they deserve all the hate we can muster. There has never been a more important, nor relevant time to hate DT. Hate...

Hey, when is the Jesus Guy going to show up? What’s he waiting for, flames? Collin Hay has it right: “I tried talking to Jesus but he just put me on hold. Said he was swamped by calls this week and could not shake his cold”. I think Jesus is bed ridden with...

Good morning all. My first unedited ten minute, in show blog. Here on the set of the Stephanie Miller XM radio show and hold, on – another shooting – crap – I can’t keep up. Tragedy? Hell no! A MATHEMATICAL probability. As parents, if you host a sleepover with...

The most giant misnomer of all time, “The American People” label, is a feeble attempt to pretend there is a real unification of purpose for all people living in these “united states”. This morning on CNN,  Idaho Senator, Jim Risch, had the audacity to respond to a...

Good morning everybody. Still trying to pretend it was not almost 100 degrees in the valley past mid-October yesterday, and that our state is not half-burning embers.  Still harder to think about how much damage Trump can do if he manages to make it four years and,...

Time for another Wednesday morning thoughts blog. Dogs are walked and fed and I squeezed enough fuel in me to get through Stephanie Miller, a drive in A CAR and then off to get my “mind fix”. For the time being, the more pressing issues that afflict us in the world...

My wife was asking about the capability of Nukes from North Korea hitting the West Coast last night and of course I had to answer honestly that…I……don’t…think so? I think we have some crap that can knock it down like “The Iron Giant” or something- take it over the...

Just finished my fuel for breakfast meal, as I listen to Big Pharma’s pull on the TV just off from the kitchen. Dems are filibustering, chemical weapons are unleashed in Syria, North Korea is firing ballistic missiles and I have to tuck the kids in tonight! “Sleep...

One week back from the 2017 Lexington Con in Lexington, KY and I am writing this at the dining table right above three girls who have just awakened from their first sleepover. Bills sit to my left, also awaiting their completion. This is how it is when you return from...

So somehow the topic of “Jill Stein/Susan Sarandon" came up on Stephanie Miller last Wednesday and I went off on those who wasted their vote on a mythical third party hero. I was ranting on air and Twitter-fighting with my friend Jim off air, in between. It became a...

Sunday Night. On a flight back from Pensacola, FL via Charlotte, NC (Dallas is too weather iffy)  – 10:56 on an antiquated American Airlines Plane in a coveted exit row. Just finished watching “In Like Flynt” and studying a scene for an on camera audition on Tuesday....